We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
