Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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