8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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