dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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