I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
