All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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