You can't special order awesome
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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