hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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