this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Omg I joined a choir last night...
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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