I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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