my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
not ubering you a puppy
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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