Pappa wants mamma naked
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
My ass is underappreciated
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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