idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
