part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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