No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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