I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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