this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
