my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize