All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You smell like stripper and shame
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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