i just google imaged poop.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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