Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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