And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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