She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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