everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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