There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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