So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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