yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
