would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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