In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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