Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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