her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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