You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
