I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
