Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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