Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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