I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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