I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My bed smells like the plague
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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