That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
pray to the hookup gods
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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