Those balls look pretty dangerous.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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