omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
