It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You may now shotgun with the bride
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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