On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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