super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
soo... how was my night?
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