we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
