how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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