I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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