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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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