We need to rekindle our bromance
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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