Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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