Grow some girl-balls and come out already
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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