I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Boobs are out for the taking
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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