girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
