AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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