vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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