Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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